I had a buddy in high school who’s parents got divorced our freshman year. His dad got a bachelor pad apartment and bought a used Porsche.  He also got an ear pierced - total midlife crisis.  I remember we were drinking Jack and Cokes in glasses with straws.  He told us, “guys, only cocksuckers use straws.”  As fucked…

When the Mist came out, I was a Freshman in college and my school had one of those shared networks where it was really easy to share files. I downloaded a bootleg version of the movie that someone had obviously filmed in a predominately black movie theater. I say this because people were yelling out during the entire…

No love for Russell Crowe as Rodger Ailes?

Agreed. I think it also has to do with not being that adventurous and travelling from a place where Red Lobster or Old Spaghetti Factory is the only good restaurant with that type of food in town.

I know. Even the roadside seafood blows Red Lobster out of the water. I couldn’t imagine eating at a chain in a town with so much good food. But in all fairness, Waikiki is pretty much the Vegas strip and Times Square in the sense that it is a total tourist trap.

I stayed in a hotel across the street from the one in Waikiki. I looked out from my balcony and there must have been at least 30-40 people outside waiting for a table.

This is probably correct. The big hurdle would be breaking up the PAC12 if the other states in the conference don’t pass similar laws. There would be a concentration of the best athletes in one state and if the NCAA didn’t want to play along and decides to kick the California schools out of the NCAA, the California…

It’s all I could think of while watching Hard Knocks. 

Randy Moss

Grilled Chicken Soft Taco is the best from Del Taco!  I combine 2 tacos in one tortilla and order the cream sauce on the side.

Man...you know your Taco Bell.

Gyorko’s, of the Dodger’s, nickname is Jerk Store. That’s pretty good. 

Just ask for a side of gravy.

in my lifetime, I’ve had 2 Sausage Egg McMuffins where the yoke was slightly runny.  Best ever.

Try the $1 breakfast soft tacos.  One is enough to get through to lunch and it’s just scrambled egg, cheese and bacon/sausage on a flour tortilla.  Best deal in fast food breakfast, if you ask me.

Copper Joint arm sleeves on Amazon. Changed my life. I developed CTS playing golf. I wear them when I play now and when I type. Life-changing. My right hand went numb for over a month straight. I couldn’t even tell if I was grabbing my keys in my pocket. Treated 4 days a week with a chiropractor and I finally got my…

Kenny Rodgers Roasters episode.

I’ve posted this before but it’s never been more appropriate.

When I was a degenerate gambler, I was coming off a high from winning big by betting on Jordan Sparks to win American Idol when there were 10 contestants left. These weird bets just seemed to pay off. I noticed that Kobayashi, coming off consecutive wins and the heavy favorite, had pretty favorable betting odds. I…