No...He's just pissed they stop serving booze after the 3rd quarter.

I laughed really hard at this. Then I watched the video. I have the exact same gut as Tracey Morgan. Bummer.

I bet that guy said the "N" word.

One of my favorite stories was told by Rob Schneider on Howard Stern. He told of how on the set of Glimmer Man Steven Seagal came out of his trailer and said, "I just read the best script ever written."
Schneider replied, "oh really?"
Seagal replied, "yes. I wrote it."

It would have been even funnier if he was jerking off.

I had the Broncos -2.5 for $100. If you would have told me that for the price of $100 I could watch the Broncos go through the most embarrassing performance in sports history, I wouldn't have thought twice about paying it. Haven't felt this good about being a Raider fan in a while.

Nailed it.

In all fairness, playing beachbowl can really chafe the nipples.

Now this is a true rope a dope.

Man, I sounded like an asshole there.

Man I love my G-Pen. Vape pens would have changed my life in high school.
By that I mean I would have avoided a couple arrests and an expulsion or two.

I gotta be totally honest, Drew. I've avoided your posts because I don't like the headlines. They seem pretentious to me. I think this might be one of, if not the, first post I've read of yours. This was awesome. It really spoke to me. I can honestly say that your voice speaks to me and I feel like I've missed out on…

You're always working a ref, though. It's like being a salesman. Someone's going to make a concession, eventually. If you work a ref enough, maybe he'll help you conscientiously or subconsciously. Act volatile with a ref and he'll act volatile with his calls against your team.

This is like the Harlem Globetrotters. All it needs is a little Sweet Georgia Brown.

Boxing has established itself as the New York Times whereas mma is deadspin. On deadspin, anything goes. At the New York Times...well anything goes but the writers (not so much) and the owners of the publication make money. At deadspin...well, only a couple people make money.

Why not offer to pay for someone's monthly hbo access on their cable subscription so that you can access hbo go through the app? You've got to know at least one person that has a cable subscription.

We would play 2 on 2 and tape a pizza box down the middle of the split screens. One team on each side of the pizza box. Epic.

The boots won.

Agreed. Kagawa is being completely wasted by Moyes.