(Points) Haaaa Haaaaa!

If I had a complaint it would be that they rush the starting line up on you and if you're fast forwarding to kick off, it's really easy to miss it.

God that's funny. +1

Brother Martin torn his acl.

With the large amount of American kids groig up playing soccer, it was inevitable that they would find heros of the game to look up to. For me it was Cantona and Gazza. I know friends I had growing felt the same way. While I must admit, high school puntang and booze distracted me for a bit, when I was ready to pay…

"She stops dancing and lays on him for a few minutes, exhausted. They're both sweaty. He doesn't worry about a cum stain or wet spot in his pants. He knows his cum is safely inside his LLs. He doesn't worry about ANYTHING. He kept it fun and safe and legal. Even if his wife finds out, it's not that big a deal."

I really enjoyed this. I laughed my ass off. I love the image of Derek Lowe being stuffed in a locker and pissed on. Thanks.

This rivals the Laker bros when it comes to posts on deadspin making me laugh.

Awesome +1

That kid is just like Bill Irwin in my blue heaven.

Nice

I know what you mean. I call my girlfriend my little pachanga. It started because it was the pet name I gave her vagina. Everyone thought it was hilarious and she was pretty mortified for a while. Now she loves it. I put it on cards and pretty much call her my little pachanga all the time now.

Awesome. Baba booey.

What about the parent that has to show every innocuous picture they've taken of their kid over the last 48 hours. They suck.