Saw the cutest kitty at a party yesterday! Swore I spent more time playing with the kitty instead of dancing!

At least she is a kid, and not a Jessica Simpson.

I made a fantastic cake this weekend. Spiced apple cake with brown-butter pecan praline glaze and flaked sea salt. I am very proud of it, and I am trying to not eat all of it!

Today I got to experience the pleasure of telling my friend who thinks that the world revolves on her time that no, I couldn't make it to her daughter's birthday party with only two hours of advance notice. I already had plans, so instead of going to a Peter Piper's full of screaming children, I get to drop off her…

Jezzies,

I have this ridiculous grudge against Salt & Pepa because I was listening to my Walkman (I know) in junior high, and didn't realize that class had started, so it was still playing after the bell.

Rojo the llama and his friends at Mtn Peaks Therapy Llamas and Alpacas in Portland, OR are the best. How are you not all following Rojo on Facebook?

Haven't the Duggars done this once? If not, it seems likely to happen one of these days.

Get ready for the storm of people who can't tell the difference between thinking something inside your head and actually making arrangements with potential kidnappers and staking out the victim and her house.

My heart breaks for this father. What a beautiful photo.

"Adam Sandler's movies are always great." That alone should get him put on a watch list.

He'd do videos complaining that critics were not in connection with the public because "Adam Sandler's movies are always great, and critics hate them".

If you have to create multiple fake accounts to make a point, chances are your point is fucking awful.

Yeah - she is radiating happiness in these photos. She's standing their naked, and not even giving half a shit about seducing us. And it works.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

But that might have been funny. She's not into funny.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

My company dismissed my sexual harassment complaint yesterday, because my coworker, who witnessed almost all of it, lied and said none of it happened.