If there's one thing that says emotional growth it's abandoning a creepy predilection towards obsessive attachment to your boyfriends and replacing it with a creepy predilection towards obsessive attachment to your pals.

I think that we should just end the failed experiment that is daytime TV. Every channel should have to go dark until Jeopardy! comes on.

There was an episode of The Outer Limits where a housewife is like that, just laying there passively while he flails for a few seconds and flops over.

OMG How am I supposed to know things are okay between you guys if you don't post pictures of all the food you're eating on your fancy restuarant, "DATE NIIGHT!!!!111<3<3<3"

Please don't lecture me about this, as I'm intelligent enough to understand the distinction without being condescendingly talked to like I'm some sort of confused teenager who is shrieking, "I'M NOT A FEMINIST, I'VE NEVER BURNED A BRA ONCE!"

Right now, I'm considering myself pretty much the luckiest bitch EVER. My husband started massage therapy school this week. Each day, he'll have homework - go home and practice massaging XYZ on someone. Guess who gets free massages EVERY DAY now? MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

Anytime! I'm in grad school now, but I survived being a bio major in undergrad. I'm always happy to pass tips along :) Honestly, feel free to send me a private message (though I don't know how to do that on here) if you have questions.

Do you have anyone to study with? I don't just mean friends in the class, since the wrong partner can be totally distracting, but a good one can really motivate you.
Also, YouTube videos on dissections really helped me with anatomy, looking up lectures can give you a different perspective on the topic that might click…

Oh, it's not until the 13th. So two more weeks of nailbiting trauma!

How do I relax? Scotch. Lots and lots of Scotch...

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

I am in full-fledged wedding panic mode. I had 5 dreams last night about things going wrong. Here's the thing, though. It's just a dinner party at the house. That's it. And, even more annoying, I've hosted far more complicated dinner parties at my house than this one (I've done themed historical dinners with costumes…

WHO LEAVES LAPTOP ON STOVE?

Look, I'm a huge Ed Sheeran fan, I love his music and normally he seems like a great guy, but I'm baffled by those comments of his. A good portion of the "Sing" video, for which he just won Best Male Video of the Year, TAKES PLACE IN A STRIP CLUB. Is it somehow not cool for Miley but okay for the girls in his…

Yeah I'm sorry, she could have ripped him off for every penny if he tried to divorce her. Faking your death is stupid. Really, really stupid. But you don't know the complete story. What if she turned out to be a complete psycho. And the only way he could get out was to fake his own death!

I was in the middle of watching The Birdcage when the news hit. Completely eerie… But I continued to watch while laughing and crying all at the same time.

3 days later and my heart is literally still breaking over this.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cat GIFs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Oh fuck that. Give me names and addresses. This crap has to stop.

But they were just trying to compliment the ladies and he cockblocked them!

I know that doesn't need to be said, but I am saying it anyway. Robin Williams had a bravery few people will ever know. He used his own torment to bring humor and joy to millions. He fought his demons long enough to be there for his family and raise his beautiful baby daughter into a wonderful young woman. He…