I meant a field of cornflowers as highly recommended. Lying in corn fields would not only be uncomfortable but pretty much impossible.....

Let’s remember too what wonderful house porn it is. I’d live in any one of them, and oh for a lawn court.

Well, really, shouldn’t we be?

Let’s be fair - if the soldiers don’t pay for their own price-inflated body armor, how can Trumpistas make their millions?  Do you want them to be consultants or something instead of honest businessmen?

If it wasn’t so profoundly offensive for veterans (to say nothing of taxpayers), this would be my favorite Trump story ever. Truly, the Onion could not make this stuff up. A little bingo, crab cakes in the obscenely gilded dining room, and then the guys repair to the smoking room to make a few completely uninformed…

I don’t know - there’s stupid and then there’s obsessive.  There’s driving by the house of the person who broke up with you and then there’s breaking in to read his diary.  

Agreed!  I’m loving the idea of a women-only reboot.

I think it has something to do with the kind of decisions. The annoying decisions SATC had Carrie make all seemed to do with stupid things re: men. I was okay with her stupid decisions about money and shopping, because that’s real and flawed. I wonder whether there is a difference in the flaws male characters are…

Agreed.  Bezos = Slavery 101, Kartrashians = Pimping 101.  These are old professions updated for the digital age.  If you want to call that business prowess because they made a lot of money, well, both professions have always been lucrative.  In fact, they take little acumen, just a whole lotta lack of moral core.

Business acumen?  You mean the Pimping 101?

Yes, I’m betting the couple that got the seats were airline-connected in some way.

Seats are assigned by computers these days, and I don’t think computers give the same seats to multiple couples.  It sounds like Alaska and its PR rep think it’s 1950 in more ways than one.

I have an idea, which I’m sure readers here can help me refine. It’s like a version of a drinking game, using Thomas and Samantha Markle and whatever other relatives crawl out of a hole to benefit Harry and Meghan. I’m thinking that every time one of these Markle idiots opens their piehole, we all donate $1 to…

This is my favorite part <meant ironically> about the Daily Fail: that it’s the only supposed newspaper that still covers Hitler.  They run regular features on Hitler, the SS, Germany in the Hitlerian Golden Age....if anyone keeps Hitler alive, it’s Piers Morgan.

Yeah, I might have to timeshare a yacht but the ski condo would probably be okay.

Or a guy who wants you to put him through law school, med school, whatever, “and then it will be your turn.”  Somehow it never is.

If you want children, why would you be in relationships 1, 3, and 4 above?

How do people get this much done in a day, especially when they’re relatively new and not making enormous bucks?  I am exhausted and in awe just reading about all these projects underway.

More of this, please, Jezebel, and fewer Kardashians.

The important thing is that all the perps are graduated so that the college can now say that they’re “no longer a student” and thus, not its problem.