Have you just not noticed that Bobby Kotick strips staffs down to the nubs? To paraphrase a wise man, Bobby Kotick laughs when a butcher, presented with a pig, wastes the squeal

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Though it wasn’t AbFab-style, I think that was basically her character on Mom

The idea of Nerf Now having fan service is so funny to me; the art is so simple. Do the same people who find Nerf Now hot also get off on stick figures that have huge circles for boobs?

Fwiw, RE4 is one of my favorite games ever, and I’m not a big RE fan, generally speaking. 4 is where they ratcheted up the action while still being a horror game at its core. It’s less survival horror (inventory management notwithstanding) and more action horror.

I think she performed on SNL once though. I do feel for her about the panic attack though; that would fucking suck

Dude, I REALLY REALLY hate to say this, but: her album last year was pretty fucking good. I really liked her first mixtape or two and stopped listening to her after that, but her new album positively bangs

It’s kinda amazing that Grimes cameoing as Peach has been met with universal silence. Silence when she came onstage, silence online ever since

The essential premise of the article is true, but the examples she wields to prove her point are almost exactly the wrong ones. Stew’s is incredibly cheap compared to Whole Foods, and HEB is one of the best stores in the country

Yeah, I cannot disagree more with that aspect of this piece. Stew’s is waaaaay cheaper than Whole Foods. When I lived in Norwalk, I went out of my way to go to Stew’s because the prices on everything were cheaper than basically any other store (except for, say, dry-aged beef and extremely rare produce)

My literal dream game is a heist game, where you have teams of 4+ that choose roles and the heists change all the time. In other words, Payday 2, but continually supported and actually good and not shitty on console.

Road Rash and Sly Cooper are both phenomenal picks, but for me, I’d love to see some of the old licensed games with a fresh coat of paint. The Mickey Mouse games that came out for Genesis and SNES were stone classics, the Tiny Toons games had great controls and stages for the era, and Cool Spot STILL has a sterling…

He played a pedophile in the first season of Workaholics too! Like, at some point, maybe the entertainment world should have believed what he was telling them!

Here for your viewing pleasure: Chris D’Elia as he realizes the walls are closing in

I’ve been playing World with a buddy, and we’re having a great time. It’s all but assured we’ll play Rise . . . after we get through the rest of World’s story and play through the Iceborne missions as well . . . 

It’s also weird that they’re not included since autosaves have been a core component of roguelikes forever. Hades, Gungeon, Isaac . . . ALL have an autosave built in, for many good reasons like those lined up above!

Better question: WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST MOVE TO THE WATERFALL FOR HER LAST MONTH OF PREGNANCY??? The main characters have this incredibly complicated and well-thought-out system around the farm, then just . . . act like total fucking morons for the duration of the movie. I’m sure watching it in the theater was an…

A friend and I have been looking for a good co-op campaign game we can play, and we landed on Monster Hunter World. After 30+ hours of play, it finally fucking clicked with me, and I don’t want to play anything else for a while. The entire grind loop is so incredibly satisfying and fun to play, and there’s SO MUCH…

I agree with this, unless said media depends on the rules around it. For instance, A Quiet Place fucking sucks IMO because the entire movie depends on the rules it sets up in the first ~15 minutes . . . and then its characters act like the rules shouldn’t apply

There are 4 comments here and none of them are about that objectively absurd IG photo??? Jez has lost its touch