This is such a terrible take. They swore up and down that the PS4 version would run pretty similarly to the highest end consoles; the PS5 version is basically a SLIGHTLY upscaled version of the base PS4 game. Even $3000 PCs are getting extremely stupid bugs and glitches.

Definitely, but those peak seasons still hold up really really well. You still have that mid-oughts “joke” where a doofus character says something racist/misogynist and we’re supposed to laugh at the idiot, but overall it’s a feel-good watch

Oh shit, if they had enough trouble getting a single player game out, I can’t even imagine what the MP is going to look like

Gonna need a source on that. Adding multi to a game this size is a monumental undertaking, and I haven’t seen CDPR mention it in a long time. Plans change, games iterate, etc

They also said it would include multiplayer. Claims from a looooooong time ago don’t really have any merit; plans change.

Goats are also the dumbest fucking animal I’ve ever encountered. We raised goats for a little while alongside a few other animals, and I’ve never seen another animal who was so keen to shit in their own food trough, where they sleep, etc. All our goats died after eating poisonous branches that the other animals knew…

Oh shit, IIRC Rickman in particular was active in keeping in touch with the kids or at least giving them space to be kids. That man was taken entirely too early

Caught a bug within 5 minutes of playing as a corpo, where my life coach just . . . wouldn’t go away until I started an entirely different sequence. I’m cellaring that game for 6-8 months til they fix it

I spent like half an hour customizing my corpo’s look, going for a very specific mood. Then in the first scene, my face looked COMPLETELY different from what I’d thrown together. The cosmetics were all correct, but the facial construction was decidedly NOT. Really looking forward to cellaring this game for 6-8 months…

Wouldn’t this also just be ungodly hot to drive at all times? If it’s absorbing that much light, you’d have to crank the AC all the damn time

My fantasy for this movie is that they disappeared into a wormhole or something like 20 years after Cap went on ice, and return to a strange and unfamiliar world. It’ll never happen, but it’d be such a great way to integrate them

Big if true

Considering Radcliffe chased the Harry Potter movies with doing Equus for a long time, it’s safe to say he knows he’s made enough money and can just do whatever he wants.

But it actually leans into the stupidity. The emotional catharsis point is mercifully brief, and it spends the rest of the movie just ogling cars and women and being as dumb as possible. There’s a reason F&Fheads adore it as much as we do

Tokyo Drift is my second favorite in the series, after Fast Five. And it’s REALLLLLL close

Rates are incredibly low rn, so while upfront costs might be high you might be paying less in the long term. It’s why we ended up buying a condo (in Chicago) in August.

Why? Nate played BASKETBALL, and Paul had real-ass trainers in his corner for a much longer period of time. Also, he weighs like twice as much as Nate

Not at all. Floyd is possibly the best of all time at dodging punches and keeping angles on his opponent; with a straight puncher like McGregor, all you have to do is rope a dope and let him tire himself out.

I ended up preordering it last week (only the second time I’ve ever preordered a game), but I’m not going to start it for probably another three months or so, both because I’ll be waiting on QOL patches (like for Witcher 3) and because I’ve got other games in my life. I’ll be excited to play it and then send it on to…

Thanks for this, Riley. Looking forward to reading additional reviews and previews.