I’m with you. Takedown was so good at the visceral joy of crashing; absolutely nothing felt better than crashing someone, cutting to the slow mo for a second, seeing your boost bar go up and mashing it immediately, then crashing someone else, then someone ELSE, and end up with a string of crashes. SO GOOD

Is THAT what he was quibbling about specifically? I knew they had bad blood, but I thought he was griping about the comparisons to Holocaust media specifically

I’m still a little baffled by that tweet. Druckmann is taking offense to . . . people making fun of people making dumb comparisons? 

The way I usually keep my life in order is to write all my tasks in my weekly planner, as well as post-it notes, and maybe set some tasks in Outlook. Then I procrastinate on doing the important things and favor short-term, quick-fix tasks that won’t actually fix the larger problems at work, then I don’t make those big…

There are legitimate master chefs in Japan who say to just buy the bricks and follow the instructions. The actual process is crazy involved and the flavor difference between store bought and homemade is minimal

I actually replayed that one “Everytown, USA” level in New Colossus just for the opportunity to mow down the few Klansmen that were there. What a joy seeing those dumbfuck hillbillies turn into paste

I think your officer friend is mostly right (since the War on Drugs would more accurately be called the War on Users), but IMO the problem is at the root of everything: cops are expected and called upon to do things that require incredibly complicated skill sets AND ALSO don’t have any liability for their actions AND…

There’s someone I went to school with who I considered to be an extremely kind person, though not really a friend. He was always soft spoken, looked out for other people, and generally seemed like a good guy. When he joined the force two years ago, I thought it was strange, but fine. He just changed his FB pic to the…

Caroline, this column has uniformly been well-written, but this one in particular was PHENOMENAL. Might be watching this tonight

Wiebe’s coming back. Let Mitchell put his money where his mouth is

Even if they aren’t mutually exclusive, there’s entirely too much infrastructure built around keeping the so-called bad apples in place. The system is legitimately broken

But you get certain frame advantages from using an emulator over using the original system, which is a HUGE deal when we’re talking about these kind of records. And AFAIK he’s refused to try it again on the original hardware. Not even under the pretense that it was a once in a lifetime achievement! Just that he didn’t…

That’s what’s bugging me about this. Guinness seems to be undervaluing the actual emulator and prioritizing the eyewitness testimony, which from what I know is basically the exact opposite of what they should be doing

Never before wanted a conspiracy theorist to be this correct

Oh, word? What makes Sunday special?

This seems like it’ll just divide people who cook from people who don’t. We cook all the damn time in our place; in-unit dishwasher was a must, in-unit laundry was nice to have

There’s a small coffee chain in Louisville, KY that serves an INCREDIBLE espresso n tonic water. Incredibly refreshing on roasting days

Don’t omit that Chris D’Elia, a guy who has played pedophiles SEVERAL times in various shows, is actually a pedophile! And this has been an open secret in comedy circles too! Great times

Oh my god, I can probably count the number of times I’ve cried THAT hard on two hands. What a powerful scene

The Lynn Swann Black Swan thing is pretty fucking inexcusable. They DEFINITELY didn’t need to take it THAT far