“...unless it finds a second life as a Sunday afternoon cable cheapie, an increasingly unlikely phenomenon in the era of streaming”

I mean, that does sound kinda like some Gvasalia kind of shit . . . and those Balenciaga joints are the patient zero of these hideous fucking soles.

This is going to sell me out in a variety of ways, but I was a HUGE fan of his column in Esquire. He put a couple different albums on my radar.

That’s a really interesting take that I MOSTLY agree with. I haven’t played a true Zelda since, oh, OG Link’s Awakening but my gf just finished BOTW and I admit I’m dying to play it, so I wonder if I’ll be able to keep up.

Mario Odyssey is one big love letter to the entire series and Nintendo as a whole. New Donk City is one of my favorite gaming locations ever and the homage musical sequence had me tearing up. What a great fucking game

Someday I’ll understand the point of Clueless Hero

I still liked a lot of what TLJ did, but yeah: I’ll probably never care about genre fiction nearly as much as I used to

Honestly, given that Khan was supposed to be the result of genetic engineering, I care slightly less than I probably should about that. What COMPLETELY irks me is that he spent the entire promo cycle saying “Khan’s not in this, Khan’s not in this” when everyone and their daughter knew that Khan was going to be…

I truly don’t know why your point hasn’t been brought up more. Abrams’ track record is EXTREMELY spotty. 

Sparkling water. Major companies that were generally thought of as unbeatable have had to revamp their entire beverage lineup because everybody is drinking bubble water now, AND it’s a handy symbol of Millennials/Gen Z vs Boomers/Gen X

If this show is an adaptation of Tom King’s Vision series, Disney+ will finally start getting my money. 

How is this self-satisfied, smug comment the top one on an article about an objective shitheel

Stop starring your own comments, it just looks sad and desperate

If you had written this before the first expansion, I would have full-throatedly agreed with you. Ever since then, though, the devs have made it abundantly clear they had no idea how to juggle the various mechanics they introduced, as well as how to manage 2+ EXTREMELY vocal factions who got pissed off the second a…

I looked up “Resound247" and to quote a wise man, if this is an act, they are at Andy Kaufman levels of selling a bit

I mean . . . it’s one of the biggest plot contrivances of all time. If that rat doesn’t just happen to press the button, humanity is screwed

Into the Spider-Verse is the best standalone superhero movie of all time. It’s funny, emotional, deep, heartbreaking, and absolutely fucking gorgeous to watch. I could watch it ten more times

TBS has weirdly gated its two most interesting shows from streaming; I WANT to watch People of Earth and Search Party, but they’re not (AFAIK) on any streaming

It’s completely unrealistic to ask someone to sit through six hours of television before it gets good

What are you talking about? It’s been on Hulu for at least 5 years