Deadspin has evolved past what it used to be, and been pretty clear that the shit they used to say isn’t appropriate anymore. Barstool has leaned into being shitheels

The second season was one of the worst things on streaming

I checked over at the site around the time Portnoy recycled his “look at me I’m a big boy” taek, and there were agreeing articles written almost immediately after. Kinda surprised Samer isn’t bringing up that Kayce (maybe the biggest Portnoy fart-smeller there) was on the “scoop” immediately, and Kate wasn’t too far…

The OW subreddit is about 30% useful tips and genuinely useful help, and 70% people bitching about the meta as if they’re Jayne or some shit. Symmetra gets unduly shit on when she has a ton of utility for fast, mobile comps on 2cp maps, AND as a pretty natural bunker buster. 

I can’t lie: I occasionally read Barstool because Carl gives excellent Cubs takes. The shit that I see there is a series of horrorshows

Literally doesn’t have enough stars, because people don’t realize the extent to which HR benefits when they winnow down the staff

FROM THE TOP ROPE! ANDREW DAISUKE WITH THE VINTAGE-DEADSPIN-STYLE COMMENT!

Sorry Kate, this is just plain wrong. I’m pretty sure they’re completely different doughs, but also note the general lack of care in the actual shape of the ear: it’s something a rural family could throw together pretty damn quickly without having to spend hours shaping a very delicate pastry. That’s a straight up…

Note how it actually looks like it could belong to an elephant: the wrinkles, generally flat shape, etc.

Indiana sweet corn is basically candy on a cob. Doesn’t even need butter

This should have an update to note that he posted this article on his FB and that he had to ask someone what “GOAT” meant

Cooking At Home with Julia & Jacques is on Prime right now, and is probably the best investment of a half hour you can make today. It’s a much looser, more meandering show than I’m used to, which clearly plays to their chemistry and rapport for each other. It’s one of the funnest cooking shows I’ve ever seen. Bonus:…

Hey, anybody remember the days when FOOTBAW MEN would argue whether or not kickers should get Super Bowl rings? 

You think that 99.9% of these people are making more than 125K in a year? When the median income of the US is around 59K? This is the stupidest taek of the day

Yeah, that’s a certifiably bad tweet

You’ve sold me. I hated hated HATED the last album, but really liked the first two and enjoyed Volcano Choir for what it was. Will give this a listen

He’s the best, and is the number one player I’d keep on that Cubs team. KB and Rizzo are both phenomenal and stealthily having great years, but Javy just makes me so damn happy to watch

Holy FUCK, he’s OLDER than me??? I legitimately didn’t think any non-Brady QB was older than me. How is he still alive? And why is he still getting paid???

I was once in Atlanta for a conference and LITERALLY stumbled over their stadium from my breakfast spot to the conference hall. As in, I tripped over a bollard en route to the conference center and suddenly realized I was looking into a robot’s anus.

Not gonna scold you about this, because the difference here is like the people who get SUPER pissy about the differences between house and jungle, but: mariachi is VERY different from, say, nortena or bachata or music along those lines