Is Bram Stoker gonna have to choke a bitch?

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

Thanks for posting. Love Succession, love this clip “How to TalkMinnesotan” even more.  Whatever.

Maybe she’s already come to terms with that and now she’s addressing this other harmful thing that happened to her

What I want to know is why he refused to speak about The Gentlemen on the record.

You really couldn’t see why Logan-the-sexist would be happy for Roman to have a pretty young girlfriend but would despise him for lusting after an older woman?

I was sure they’d never kill Kendall off the show...until I read that piece, lol.

And his wallpaper is him flipping off Shiv lol. The reviewer said they think it’s out of character for Logan to text Roman instead of making it a show to further pit the siblings against each other, but I don’t think it’s out of character at all. People are allowed to do quiet things like that; it gives him some…

the person doing that profile clearly didn’t mesh well with him at all lol but i have read other interviews with him with interviewers who clearly was on the same wavelength with him that i enjoyed. he’s clearly an Insufferable Actor type but i’m weirdly endeared by it because watching and reading interviews you can…

Geri and Logan sent Roman congratulatory texts. He responded to the 2nd one (Logan’s) when meaning to respond to the first.

My sense of Kendall has always been that the tragedy of his character is that he almost has a lot of good traits. He’s almost smart. He’s almost tech savvy. He’s almost cunning. He almost has real business sense. I wouldn’t say he’s almost a good person, but I think at a lot of different points he walks right up to…

Yeah, especially with the forcing his grandson to be a poison taster in front of Ken. Out of all of the awful things he’s said and done this season, that one is up there at the top.

“Congratulations, you are one step close to the day that death takes you away from the grim farce we call life. May the celebrations of this day distract you, however briefly, from the physical and spiritual decay that besets you. I am Werner Herzog, and this message has meant nothing.”

I’ll take all of Brenda’s flaws over Nate’s endless “Why do people expect me to do things?” shit any day.

The mobile view of lists and articles on the av club is basically non-functional for me. In the course of trying to read this recap, the site refreshed itself 4 times, and the view constantly jumps up and down because the off-screen ads are doing something weird (resizing, perhaps?). This was on Safari on IOS.

It is on Showtime where they hardly cancel anything. Except “On Becoming A God In Central Florida”, goddamit.

“Greg didn’t fail, he has a future date with Kendall’s PR help near the end of the episode.”

we finally got opening titles.

Just a little correction: you meant to say Nat and not Misty in your last Stray Observation. Also, you missed one, Taissa seems to have inherited her grandma's awful vision (she saw it in the mirror as a child, later heard it in the forest as a teen). If Sammy were conceived through her and not adopted, whatever this…

Oh I know, and kind of despair that they have five seasons planned. It’s a tad presumptuous on their part, so we must help them by watching this show!!