Hey if you ever wanted to change his unbeaten status hope in the ring and do it drew.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

Well, I know a LOT of these projects, even the bad ones, help generate revenue for his charity.

Antonio Cromartie commented that while he always enjoyed watching Bell pitch in San Diego, he never understood why anyone would be in such a hurry to go to the rubber.

you seem to think that when you get older you hit an age where you have all kinds of magical adult things to do. I hate to break it to you, but that age never comes. you stay the same dumb version of you and do whatever ultimately meaningless shit you can think of until you die. I hope knowing this will save you a…

Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself?

Minecraft is like crack. I showed my 5 and 3 year old boys it by playing for about 5 minutes and now that's all we hear. I WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT!!! WAAAHHH! WHY CAN'T I PLAY MINECRAFT. Neither one of them can play it properly and while I can play it decently, I can't explain how to play it to them in their…

We wondered how we could raise a generation of kids lazier than the video game generation et voila: kids who watch other people play video games instead of playing their own. I was incredulous the first time I saw my son sit for an hour to watch the YouTube videos. ("Seriously? You're watching another person play?…

Dennis III busts out that lollipop grin and Shaq looks like he's pissed, but realizes he doesn't have to go to the free throw line.

WHAT?! How am I supposed to explain that to my children!? Jesus. I mean really, a black president? Wow.