Just wait until tomorrow!
Tomorrow, they'll all climb aboard!
What if you never got to be president?
You'll be remembered!
Look on the bright side!
Trust in tomorrow and the Lord!

Probably at least a year! News is weird in that your actual time spent at a job doesn't mean much unless it's abnormally short or abnormally long — the main factor in getting a new job is having good clips in your portfolio. I've been stressing about that, actually, because for most of my current shift, I'm the only…

I turned 23 today! I didn't get to do anything to celebrate because it's a weekday, but I went out Saturday with a handful of friends and had a nice little dinner at a restaurant near my apartment. I felt…pretty sad today when people kept asking me what I was planning and the only thing on my mind was going home to…

Sorry, Otto.

It'd actually be pretty interesting to see how these characters' producer instincts function in a trial situation! They're all liars and they're all good at spotting or creating sob stories, so it'd be fun to see who ended up selling who out, who played the helpless victim, that kind of thing. But it would definitely…

I shotgunned all of season one last weekend and all of season two this weekend so that I could watch this finale the night it aired. And…Jesus, I know this has already been discussed at length, but what a weird, abrupt, totally disheartening shift from the first to the second. Last season wasn't an unqualified…

Jonathan, it's probably a good idea for you to quit right now.

Uh, Jared? You okay there, buddy?

Less than fifty comments deep, and this section is already a nuclear waste dump. Nice!

I don't know when Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender became such a style icon, but he's all I think of when I see someone sporting one of these weird undercuts.

TFTBL is my favorite Telltale game and easily the best Borderlands game! I like to play it as a pick-me-up on days when I'm not feeling super, because it's so genuinely funny, engaging and well-written. I'm so glad you've discovered it!

Right?

I was propositioned for sex at the Nebraska State Fair when I was 12! But that's basically all there is to that story. I was there exhibiting my lambs for 4-H (I grew up on a farm; it's a thing) and running back to our trailer for a sheep blanket while my parents talked to some of their friends. I stopped on the way…

How weird to see an episode of a TV show about a woman who wants an abortion actually getting an abortion!

Don't even get me started on Final Fantasy.

I mean, the fact that Coven had semi-consistent themes and focus didn't make it any less of a shitshow plotwise (Queenie had sex with the minotaur thing but I guess let's never talk about it? Misty fails the trial based around the specific Wonder she's repeatedly performed>?) and it didn't make Ryan Murphy any more…

I remember listening to a podcast interview with AHS writers and finding out that each season basically starts with Ryan Murphy throwing a scrapbook of ideas at his team and telling them to find a way to make it all fit together. Which is probably why these teasers always look so compelling but the show is always shit.

Freak Show at least gave me the gift of Finn Wittrock's bare ass.

Cute kid-silent stories

I know that all politics, including politics I agree with, consist of half-truths and manufactured narratives, but I've still been really touched and inspired by the DNC this week. One of the biggest problems with Hillary's campaign this year has been that even people who agree with her policies don't feel excited…