The “core values” are doing this in the dark with hoods and burning crosses, not out where everyone can see you.

“Your honor, I’ve brought here as evidence pictures my client took posing with as many as 10,000 other individuals over the course of their career as a celebrity. Do you mean when a fan asks for a photo, my client should first conduct a criminal background check? Unless the photos themselves show a criminal act, my…

Seriously! Aren’t most of these morons obsessed with Mafia movies? Didn’t they learn anything about only dealing in cash and someone else to do the pickup?

I can’t even take Ny-Quil. The taste makes me sick to my stomach. I can’t imagine how fucking disgusting it must be to mix it with that shit.

Typical drug-related schmuck stuff about not-to-say-anything-what-are-you-stupid-you-idiot.

Garcia’s Instagram reportedly featured shots of him posing with [...] the aforementioned stars

It’s turning blue! Must be the good shit!

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.