i sent a similar group text. no response.

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

The reception under my rock is pretty spotty, but does Drake ever actually get to date these women*? Or does he only get called in for photo ops when his crushes are between boyfriends?

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

See also:

Wow, who would have guess the National Park Service would be the progressive badasses?

National Park Service employees have gone fully rogue after Prump’s WH banned their tweets. Follow them if you’re interested in science and the environment:

WAIT A SECOND.

The number one thing men lie about. Usually only by an inch. Not surprised he went for two.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

*shrugs* Could be good, right? I don’t hate Annie. Don’t love her, but whatever, and at least it’s a fresh concept.

I’ll never understand the hate for Hathaway. She’s so wonderful in every film I’ve seen of her.

I think this movie looks great.

Fanny packs?!?!? Who the hell is wearing that nonsense?

They wouldn’t dare invite Kanye. He’s far too unpredictable and his moods and opinions on things and people change drastically these days.

A ferocious maternal instinct just kicked in for Billie.

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.