Sure! I even have a crawlspace under my house. My parents harboured draft dodgers during the Vietnam war, so I’d be carrying on a family tradition of sorts.

I’m sending RBG super vitamins is what I’m doing
And whatever Stephen Breyer is having too

And I’m going to start watching Fox News, so I can see what Bret Baier and Anne Coulter and Sean Hannity have planned for us in the run up to 2020.
I’ll report back.

will you agree to be a stop on our underground railroad?

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

Yep.

Isn’t that against the law?

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

They’ve stopped pretending they aren’t racists. So Trumplestiltskin was good for one thing...

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

People were so worried in the pilot that Thandie Newton was being wasted. I knew something good was coming for her. You don’t have Thandie Newton unless you have grand plans for her, durnit!

I am so frustrated and confused by the lack of security in the Westworld labs. But I also like Radiohead, so it’s all a toss-up.

I’m kinda more worried that this woman has a heart rate of 111, a respiration rate of 40 breaths/minute and an oxygen saturation (SpO2) of 92%.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

It seems like she’s saying she is special because she wasn’t told she was special.

I’m very popular with the Indians, very popular. All the best Indians. Not like Pocahontas over there

No one respects the Indian more than me, whether dot or feather.