I completely agreed with everything but the last sentence, and I owned a '96 CVPI the same time I owned an '04 Mustang Mach 1.

It was drafted by a Miata snob. I'm wondering why the Miata didn't make this list?

Its slow, get over it.

They drive some of the slowest, ugliest, heaviest, most outdated vehicles on the road but constantly feel the need to let everyone know how "great" they are. "Oh, but they're cheap, parts are plentiful and they are easy to fix" No. They suck. You're just too poor to afford anything nice. Get over yourselves.

A design dating back to the 60s, can be outrun by a Honda Minivan.

Do you work for Mobil 1?

I'm really curious why people pine for less powerful BMW's. The 320i is a Jalop legend, the 220i would be the second coming. Is it a desire for affordable BMW's? They've never been cheap cars, and moving downmarket is always a risky proposition. Is it a desire for more basic BMW's? They've never been much more spartan…

Let's start from the very beginning. Would any true petrolhead buy a BMW van? Of course not, so why would they put RWD in it? To slide around with groceries and kids in the back?

I would totally consider the fwd tourer as a replacement for my Focus ST in 3 years.

People don't try to race WRX's at lights, that's an internet myth perpetuated by people that don't own and drive WRX's.

Uh. Bashing on cars and their owners is the whole point of this thread.

HOW MANY TIME A DAY ARE YOU POSTING THAT STUPID GIF

Dear Auto-journalists: The Word 'enthusiast' Needs To Die Forever

Agreed.

"RWD V8: faster then most ricers stock."

Raphael needs to take a photo composition class. This isnt instagram

I love this guy.
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN.

I lol'd at your last line. It's fine if you're poor and can only afford a used taxi or cop car, but don't try to convince me it's awesome. You are scraping the very bottom of the automotive barrel.

This x1000.

lol