Fallon's helping to progress make the Tonight Show relevant by asking, "Wouldn't it be great if it were the '90s again?"

At least Eugene Mirman's there. His new special was just recorded and should come out this year hopefully, so that should be pretty great.

I was going to drop a sheeple, but I wasn't able to kidnap it from the evil scientist's lab up the hill.

I'd say that's Bill Cosby, but they haven't slipped anything in my drink yet.

In the words of James Murphy, I guess you could call this "borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered 80s," or at least borrowed nostalgia for the 80s that Atari tried to forget.

Though all of those patent lawsuits are bullshit. Patent trolls don't win since they have a good case, but because the companies they attack don't want to waste time and money on a frivolous lawsuit.

"Too Many Cooks.”

Or…Mike Judge pays Run the Jewels to make a song cycle based on Blockbuster Night. It'd be perfectly Silicon Valley to waste money like that.

MY FIST TO YOUR FACE IS FUCKING FOLGERS.

“I don’t want to live in a world where someone makes the world a better place better than we do.”

MY FIST TO YOUR FACE IS FUCKING FOLGERS.

Really? I thought that was Aziz.

Wait—What is this roster thing, how does it work, and how do I join?

Ugh. What a shitty win for MRAs. Rolling Stone may have ruined the public credibility of the issue of college date rape and made it far less likely that colleges will reform their horrific standards.

Do you know what else is a made up word?

This conversation feels like a fucked up Bob Newhart routine.

Yeah. Getting screwed over by the manager who screwed over the Rolling Stones for song rights, who then made millions on advertising is the the music business equivalent of being kicked off a swing, curb stomped, and run over by a drunk driver in a monster truck.

You forgot to include Dirty Projectors and LCD Soundsystem. Bitte Orca and Sound of Silver both were some of the best albums of the '00s. Also, David Longstreth and James Murphy are both geniuses.

If you're launching the OWN streaming service, I want in. I want some of that sweet sweet Oprah Winfrey money.

Yeah. It's just getting worse and worse in the Mission. The people who originally gentrified the area are now being kicked out by the next generation of techies.
it'll be clear that the city's gone to Silicon Valley hell once the Tenderloin gets cleaned out by start ups and venture capitalists and the city just…