Fourth! Boom! Pop Pop!

If ABC really wanted to go full on for the negative ad campaign, they should hire Froghammer.I heard their ad campaign did wonders for the New Burbage Festival.

Jamboree's like Coachella, except with a worst line up and less drugs.

The only band that should be allowed to headline a Jamboree is Beat Happening.

But if he admits that he's a pathological liar, could he be lying about being a pathological liar?

Damnit. If only there was a commenter who was the ghost of a certain member of the Minutemen…

I always assumed that a "flixie" was a shorthand for a band member in a Pixies cover band based in Florida.

RIP Van Cliburn. He gave so much help to young musicians by helping the National Music Camp in its early days. We need more musicians like him who donate money for youth music education.

I prefer the Pawnee Harvest fest. with Lil' Sebastian.

Hey, isn't Pink Panther that movie with Steve Martin?

Hey, isn't Pink Panther that movie with Steve Martin?

Just remember not to Britta the memes.

Just remember not to Britta the memes.

So, which writer is which person in the picture then?

So, which writer is which person in the picture then?

Unfortunately, Kenan Thomson will have to leave after breaking NBC's rule of having no more than one African-American on a television show.

Unfortunately, Kenan Thomson will have to leave after breaking NBC's rule of having no more than one African-American on a television show.

Well, by that logic, John McCain must be a democrat.

Well, by that logic, John McCain must be a democrat.

Ultimately, video killed the radio star and then MTV and the internet both drove a stake into the video star's slowly dying heart.