@The K Gee19: If they had longer tails, I could think of a good use, but you are right, they serve no useful purpose unless you have a good pair of tongs handy.

@AmphetamineCrown: oops. thx!

11 on 1/11 classy.

The irony of it is that the guy who came to pick up his phone was the same one who stole your original in the library...

Will we ever have peace in the Middle East?

@BeyondtheTech: NICE!

@Bs Baldwin: Yeah, but have you watched any of them?

@Ehrich Blackhound: About 5 years ago, that is exactly what I did. The pile of movies on my NAS grew and grew and grew until I just couldn't keep up with ripping 10+ movies a week. The coffee table pile increased, the cost per $ movie climbed to about $7 each and I finally quit. Now I have a NAS full of unwatched…

@bender123: That was all part of the master plan, too. Now I have a NAS full of ripped movies I've never watched, too.

@Barion: No I'm not... er, no I didn't. You might be, though.

Once again, Yoko, you've ruined the fun.

@DingoJunior: How could there be empathy if it's never happened to any of us?

@Caturday Yet?: And with a Labradoodle!

@inf0l: OMG this is the WORST!!!

@PhineasJW: I liked that one, too. Double Rainbow Guy wasn't so bad, either...

@Sprzout: I'd be thinking, "What are the chances of THAT happening again???"

VHS or BETA?

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: There's two things we do agree on, btw. ;-)

@KaemonKei: Real and relevant are two different things. Way too may cals from fats and carbs in said grilled cheese sandwich. I'm not going to compare to the burger. Alls I'm sayin' is that there ain't nothing very healthy or balanced about a grilled cheese sandwich, either. Plenty of calcium in candy apples, too,…

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: That many calories from carbs and fats, relative to the total number of calories is what is unhealthy about it. I don't disagree, moderation is important, but that doesn't turn unhealthy things into healthy ones...