I’m sorry I bothered you with my enjoyment of The Force Awakens. We can pretend the prequels never happened though.

My Camry is more American than your tow truck in parts index!

It would’ve, and I would be very much disappointed in the tow trucker. But the most likely thing to happen would be a long awkward silence suppressed by some top-40 radio station playing.

Parking Enforcement fines? I think that’s already a thing.

That’s pretty much his plan. That everyone is able to work, and that we get a set of benefits like a public health care, good public schools and taxpayer funded college instead of a war driven economy.

Knowing that you can survive a crash landing with no airbags in a TIE Fighter, it might actually kill this time.

Nissan X-Wing?

Your head will be snapped off place, your blood will be splatted into the pavement like a Jackson Pollock painting and your car will pretty much crush you because it’s still 5-10 times heavier than you.

It’s a big gamble because the i20 is built on the Accent platform.

The average American fits in a kei car because they maximize interior space at the cost of better crash protection. But let’s face it, you’re not going to drive one if these fast, and if you did, you’re a jackass.

Since it’s not Impreza based, but its own model, the name was dropped.

Are you implying Jews are bad drivers or that Jesus is secretly the Grim Reaper?

My town needs jobs, but I might send them the plans for Latin American market production. They’ll buy them a lot more.

I did design a small truck no bigger than an Elantra, with a boxer engine, optional all wheel drive and a car like yet sturdy interior. Did l told you that it weighs 2400 lbs and has plastic body panels?

Hey, what’s with all the RWD Corollas ending up in scrap yards? Where we live they’re almost worshipped (2T, 4A and 13B is our unofficial Trinity.)

I would drop this turbine in a Saab 99.

If they release a new Routan that’s a rebadged Pacifica I just hope that engine pollutes so much on a gas engine they’ll have to pull it out.

Subaru might be one of the top LGBT friendly car makers, but calling it faggot car is an insult. It has 200hp but that’s enough.

I got the idea from the BMW 1602 electric car they built for some Olympic games back in the day.

*VK56