I don’t think the paramedics are allowed to let you connect to their on board Wi-Fi for 2 reasons.

Please tell me.

A nuclear powered tractor would make an amazing gift for Fallout fans. Pip-Man, the nuclear powered tractor you absolutely need!

Well, theta a brand of truck bodies called Ox Bodies, and their products don’t have any ox byproduct, except a drawing of one.

I got a Subaru BRZ with AWD, but there’s a catch. It’s a little smaller than my foot, and I’m shoe size 13.

Our judicial system will count this as murder, and it’ll be a while until we settle on who’s responsible for rogue AI, most likely the AI will be guilty, but who’s gonna have the balls to lock up a Model X?

Is it enough to write a song about it?

I wonder what other car factories double as sex dungeons. HMMA? Roush? TMMK?

Don’t kill the CVTs, but reprogram their control units so they don’t feel like a slushbox.

VW should rip off Ashley Madison’s slogan: “Life is Short, have an affair” They’re both known for letting you cheat, just on different plains.

Hillary Clinton knows shit about lying and getting away with it (quote Benghazi)

Where I live they ain’t unicorns, but an animal a bit more common to find yet rare, like a salmon. I see at least 4 Hard Bodies per week, along with some more common B2200/Proceed trucks, Toyota Trucks, and Mighty Maxes.

Any Ferrari. I’m not 7 anymore and I’m sure my bare hands could build something faster, more reliable and less of an “I’m-an-asshole” sign for the price of an used 360 Modena.

Can you give it to me?

I’m looking forward to drive down Mount Haruna in rural Gunma. I’ll make sure to have eurobeat playing in the stereo. Another one would be driving all the back roads of western Puerto Rico.

I once read an article of this guy who was reviewing a Mirage in Auburn Hills and stopped in a town outside of the latter, called Hell.

Speak of devil, I saw an Aura parked in a house today.

I swear that the 9-3 is the Swedish Crown Victoria. They just won’t give up on it. And about the 4 new models, I wish they had an entry level hatchback to pay homage to the 99, something I actually tried to draw.

Well, the Colorado offers a diesel engine, and so does the RAM 1500. If Ford brings diesel to the masses with America’s #1 Pickup, we could see more large cars and trucks running diesel power and better regulations to avoid Dieselgate #2.

It’s not the Titan’s 5.6 liter V8, is the VK56DE.