Get a Mirage. With your budget you could get 5 of them.

I was made aware that the current X-Trail is the same as the current US-market Rogue. Bogus.

Because That’s how the rich stay rich or get richer.

I’ve watched enough Breaking Bad (all 5 seasons of it) to know you use the RV to make drugs, not transport them.

The Pontiac Aztek was used by drug runners because the lines and creases of the vehicle make it invisible to the radars.

I have the benefit of the doubt, because not every currently working 67-year old woman within that vicinity would have the money to buy and maintain an STI.

Well, I’d say things a 67 year old women do, like book club, medical appointments and visiting the grandchildren. I imagine those kids being so hyped to see their grandma because she drives a rally car. Did your grandma drive a rally car? Cause mine didn't.

What’s wrong with Wisconsin? All the beer, cheese and Harley Davidson bikes you can get.

Fair enough

Where I live, both city and state police use Honda Shadows for police duty, with the occasional Harley here and there, but there’s not a single R 1200 GS here serving as a patrol vehicle. To my defense, the last BMW motorcycle I saw in real life was a toy one I owned almost 10 years ago.

Well, if you’re looking for a car you can take the kids to school, and drive the back roads on the weekend, but you can only afford one car and your kids aren’t midgets, the Mazda 6 takes the cake.

Honda S-MX.

The early Fleetvans had that upright windshield, but later models look more like a step van of smaller dimensions.

I go to have breakfast with my dad every weekend and on my way I see an abandoned CJ-10, along with some old FJ40’s, an 80’s Land Cruiser and a Montero turned into a trailer, towed by another Montero.

Well, I must warn not to tread lightly.

As long as they don’t defend Jezebel like they would with their dog if it was being beaten up by bullies, they’ll be fine.

I don’t think the Routan was sold outside North America.

Am I the only one whose Christmas lights last forever? Looks like my hypothetical new Mirage will last a while. So much spec racing.

How about a personal loan to buy that dreamy old car of yours? The interest rate is lower, which is better for paying it off in the future.

You can’t call a Saab a deathtrap. If Saab were a religion, you would be banished of eternal Swedish driving nirvana.