This doesn’t belong here, mostly because your Saab is a pre-GM model and it’s older than my mom.

You did state one of your coworkers is a lesbian. She may not be straight, but she’s still woman. Or did you meant she never ride in your car and therefore didn’t need to heat the seat?

Came for the bone, stayed for the facts.

They can also be nicely hacked to be nicely integrated to my desires upon your life.

I thought the center gauges were to reduce costs when making parts from RHD to LHD.

Apparently your butt has an anomaly that keeps itself warm in cold temperatures while your girlfriend and coworkers don’t.

I checked my books, and Mitsubishi ain’t Italian.

Sometimes people say this with true indignation, as if the screen in question pooped on their lawn.

Yeah!

Ask Kat what you can buy with 500 yen.

Well, since Saleen’s assets are up for grabs, how about buying the factory and make it pump out S7’s instead of crossovers?

Hyundai has the Creta in India, and they had no intention to sell

If we buy the few new manual cars around, car makers will make more, and if the people want manual cars, they’ll force car makers and transmission suppliers to make more efficient manual transmissions, and leave the automatics to big trucks, hybrids, and supercars.

Tell me more of the OnStar accessing the CAN bus.

Kids, buy manual. It acts as a remote theft deterrent/life saver and doesn’t fail as much as the fancy computers that shift your gears.

They’re not Buicks, they’re rebadged Opels since we can’t use the Zeta platform to make Roadmasters.

They made Step vans with aluminum bodies back then. Then the Utilimaster nation attacked.

You don’t need jet fuel to melt aluminum beams. Regular gasoline on fire will do. *insert terrorist chant here*

I’m pretty sure most vehicles are bolted together with impact wrenches both sides of the pond, being not just racist, but technically inaccurate.

Crime in Italy is lower than America, so they protect the streets and fight crime with style.