but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

Comedy is a very small world.

He's just caping for his friend. We all know none of us are friends with actual pervs. Other people are friends with pervs, never us.

He wouldn’t be dead, he’d have never existed. There’s a big fucking difference.

Depending on one’s perspective, it’s also possible to view it as “Wouldn’t have been born.” Not everyone believes life begins at conception. For instance, I’ve miscarried twice (10 and 11 weeks). I do not consider either scenario as a dead child. Some women might.

Why wouldn’t it be.

That much fiber is gonna clog you up, so she’s either lying or hasn’t had a bowel movement in years.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

Misogyny is highly soluble in organic solvents such as ethanol.

I don’t know why they didn’t go by the more accessible “pussy posse” but I guess that name will do too.

My dislike for them is as intense as it is irrational. They just try SO HARD to be adorable and funny, but THEY ARE NEITHER. And their damned show is on all the time. Of course, I also HAAAAAAAAATE Chip Gaines from Fixer Upper, so I might just have something against goofy white dudes in general.

... that it would be fucking sweet? Or that I wouldn’t be able to have sex for two weeks?

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

Planned Parenthood will give you actual facts and does not encourage women to do one thing or another, leaving the choice up to the woman. Most Planned Parenthood facilities don’t provide abortions, but they will refer you to someplace you can have one if you want one.

Yes, Planned Parenthood is infinitely better. It’s not an abortion factory; it’s an organization devoted to women’s health.

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”

Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

The fact that this is legal is mind blowing. I’m a medical professional and if I lied like this to my patients, my license would probably (hopefully!) be revoked. How is their no state agency oversight?

“So… you’re still abortion-minded, even if you happen to be tubally pregnant?” she asked.