one time I yelled VINEGAR STROKE during my ex bf's vinegar stroke. I was thoroughly amused at the result.

I think its less about fat shaming the men when I say I have a problem with the fat dude/hot wife scenario. I think its more that the men are "schlubby," they wear tracksuits and sweatpants and the wife is almost ALWAYS in a skintight outfit and a full face of makeup with her hair done perfectly- which is not to say…

(You don’t invite David Schwimmer to dinner one night and he gets so mad about it and just, like, WON’T let it go. Like every time you hang out after he makes weird and uncomfortable references to it, like, “Oh, where was that place you all went for dinner last month? I’ve been wanting to try it.”)

some are genuinely not batshit crazy bible thumpers! I have nothing against a Republican who fully understands the economics of their party, I do however have a problem with Republicans who think that the bible is sound political theory.

This literally could describe half the Republicans I know.