I really didn’t know who she was before he targeted her, now I follow her on twitter. Thanks, Trump!

I hope Katy Tur is surrounded by bodyguards all day, I was not there and this was scary, I can not imagine how she felt.

Sopan Deb has been superhuman in his transcribing of just about everything Trump says on the campaign.

Actually, I wanna say that I follow both Katy Tur and Sopan Deb on Twitter and I have a lot more respect for traditional broadcast news companies (NBC and CBS in this case) for putting such quality journalists on the road. I’ve learned a lot, following them.

LAY OFF OF MY GIRL, ASSHOLE. (Seriously, she is my hero.)

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

After this is over she deserves a long vacation and her own timeslot on MSNBC.

I wasn’t prepared to laugh as hard as I did at this. And I am now ashamed.

4) Spends Sundays with said 5 year old in a bar

Daddy, why is Tom Brady 26-3 against the Bills in his career?

Wow, is it possible that there are TOO many punchlines coming out of one city? Dildos...on the field...and on birthday cakes for five year olds...who can’t read. My head is literally about to explode.

seems like bills 101? Baking that cake, taking a photo of your 5 yr old with the cake, sending the photo unsolicited AND unedited to deadspin, presumably so it ends up on a post, is pretty Billsy.

Nah, that could be said about fanbases from Green Bay, Pittsburgh, every Florida team, and Cincy. It’s the fact that they have those 5 year olds drive them home that puts them ahead of the pack

Daddy, may I play outside today? It’s such a nice day.

So this winner parent has 1) a kid who can’t read at 5, 2) writes an obscenity on his birthday cake, and 3) brags about it to Deadspin.

he can’t read yet

Starting them young, I see. I suspect that by the time he turns 10, he’ll be able to powerslam his grade school friends through folding tables.

Is bringing your five year old to the bar with you on Sundays the most Bills fan thing ever?

Trump’s son-in-law, daughter, and grandchildren are Jewish.

Man, I wish the Jews controlled everything, then I might get a few benefits from the Jewish part of my family, but nope! Just a normal everyday life aside from having to remember not to call my cousin on Saturdays.