I guess the good news is that he’s also a Grammar Nazi.

So he knew the rules, big deal. Lots of people know the rules. Why all the fuss? Damn showoff.

Jim Caldwell, thinking his team was just screwed out of 37 yards:

I hate being a Lions fan.

Only the Lions could lose on a play where the other team lies down.

Yep, I may not like him but, damn, the man knows the game. And part of any game is if there’s a stupid rule, exploit it. People may hate you for it, but there’s got to be a little repsect in there too for not having seen the stupidity of the rule and exploiting it yourself.

The Packers actually spend an entire day of training camp teaching their players all of the rules related to fielding kickoffs. Unfortunately, Brandon Bostick was absent that day.

Big Bend is for people who want to live in, but can’t spell, Mukwonago.

That is exactly what I mean.

If you mean a “well coached about a stupid rule thing” then yes, I guess you could call it that.

Doesn’t the rule that a player that went out of bounds can’t be the first one to touch the ball override this?

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Bill Belichick smiles.

[head explodes]

Goodell is seething and just docked the Patriots a 4th round pick, put a hit out on Sean Payton and ordered the letters C, T, and E removed from all NFL advertising. This message was brought to you by Budwysur.

The first post about this guy had a lot of the commentariat, including myself, thinking this dude looks like Thom Yorke.

If you started out in SF or Silicon Valley, yes.

This is a good troll, but it’s not a bad place to be if you can no longer afford to live in the plasticized dudebro museum SF has become. What Gertrude Stein said about good old Oakland is now San Fran’s yoke of shame.

Look, Kevin Johnson is a world-class POS, but he was well within his rights to put the two-piece on that idiot’s face repeatedly.