That’s why I just can’t with these anymore. I want to be scared, not disgusted and mad. Why do we always have to include rape?

Yes, this so-called mystery is pretty weak when the solution is rather obvious. The only reason no definitive answer was found is that the first group to find the name carved into the tree was in too much of a hurry to leave to bother visiting the tribe. But as a horror fan, the “lost colony" makes for good stories.

i was going to say - that looks like Chaz Bono. is it really Chaz Bono?

I like the return to the show actually being scary. I can’t wait to see how Ryan Murphy takes this season off the rails because he just can't help himself.

I legitimately squealed out loud when I saw Adina Porter. I think she’s an extremely underappreciated actress.

“I hope you teach them that it isn’t a mystery.”

American Horror Story: The Adventures of Marcia and OJ

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Must watch!!!!!!!! I’m fascinated by the Roanoke story and have dragged family members to the historical park there. I’m actually teaching about Roanoke tomorrow in my intro history class!

Did Sarah Paulson also play the character in the 1st AHS who tells Violet Harmon about Roanoke and gives her some phony baloney go away ghost spell that involves saying Croatoan three times?

One thing that struck me about the premiere was the complete lack of humor. The past few seasons have been soooo campy, but this one (so far) seems to be just giving us a straightforward scary story. Even the sex scene was tasteful, especially by AHS standards. I still hold out hope for Lady Gaga in a Pilgrim outfit.

Aw, I thought it would be about a hillbilly cannibal torture family! But I’m actually kind of into this too, sooo.

I want to love this, but Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson’s character is the stereotypical idiot women in ever horror movie so far. Fucking teeth rain down...Eh no biggie. Husband goes away on business, leaving you alone in your new, creepy house...byeeeeee I’m cool. Said new creepy house has a very modern spiral staircase....o…

I’ve never seen this show but the Roanoke angle has me intrigued. I’ve always been fascinated by the story as well!

Yeah...they got me I’ve always been fascinated by the story of Roanoke so as long as it stays interesting I’ll be watching. Also I kind of enjoyed the reenactment thing its different

It doesn’t matter if it’s more serious. It’s not your problem. If she gets elected and has some crazy horrible illness and dies in office, Kaine will become president. That is still a far better outcome than a Trump presidency. Trump is so fucking incompetent that it’s breathtaking. The man is so fucking weak that…

Clinton’s lies have mainly been about protecting herself or people she’s close to.

Hey, I’m not the world’s biggest Clinton fan by any means and wasn’t defending her yesterday, but this is not a huge deal. It really isn’t. She didn’t broadcast her pneumonia to the world because the press would eat it up, and it bit her in the ass spectacularly. Everyone knows she has a transparency issue. But this…

I’m not a big HRC fan, but given who she’s running against, it’s a pretty fucking easy decision.

I was ambivalent about Lena Dunham but I’m really starting to dislike her now. She’s seems so insecure and self-conscious that any time someone doesn’t like her she assumes it’s because she isn’t more conventionally attractive. She projected all of her insecurities onto Beckham when maybe he didn’t even know who she…