This is the thing that is really frustrating me right now. I am a white woman, and through my profession, my previous advocacy dating back to high school and college, and my life experiences I have been in the position to be an ally and advocate with my voice, my wallet, and my skills. I (like all of us) can do more…

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

The unfortunate truth is that 95% of the population, particularly those who scream “lip sync” don’t understand the technical challenges of music, any music in an outside venue. Or, any venue for that matter.

Aaaaah. I’m so messed up. I just found out that my friend’s wife is pregnant with their third and it was like a punch to the stomach. They are coming over for a Christmas get together in a few days and I don’t know how I’m going to handle all the baby talk. It’s been three fucking years since I lost a pregnancy. I’m…

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I’m always saying this, but one of the really hard things about being a parent is knowing that there are men out there who want to do this to a child. Like that’s their greatest desire. My daughter is now 11 so it’s still bad, but when she and her brother a little younger I would just start to lose my shit in Target…

I am genuinely shocked that this would happen in DC. If it was a cab and not an Uber, most cabs in DC are driven by immigrants.

Oh, god, just everything half my family said. Also, my nephew joined his college’s “Young Republicans” club. Pour me another drink, bartender!

Hi all — I hope you had a great Thanksgiving, American Jezzies. But if you didn’t…. here’s your thread to complain about uncomfortable things various family members said to you at Thanksgiving!

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Mine is “closure”. I fucking hate the entire concept, and it’s like if you don’t get or feel closure, here’s another thing you’ve failed at. The reality is some things are just so big, it takes a lifetime to deal with them.

Exactly. I divorced a man that I found out had been going on Craigslist having sex with strangers—both men and women—for our entire marriage. I had no idea at all. Not even an inkling. I definitely didn’t know he was bisexual, and I didn’t know he was cheating on me. I told someone about it once and they refused to…

Am I the only one fascinated with the purple haired lady behind her? Love it when she starts wagging her finger at someone off camera. Starts around 1:15. So funny!

The thing is, if you live in another country long enough, you subconsciously start to mimic the intonation and phrasing of the people where you are. A lot of people think it’s an affectation but it’s just a thing your ear does. It happened to me when I lived in England for a while - my American friends and family…

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.

You would enjoy Leonard Cohen then....

I get it, this raspy-voiced, somewhat curmudgeony, old white dude isn’t popular around these parts but I’m not ashamed to admit I absolutely love him and have since I first heard him as a kid. My parents were of that era and had pretty great taste in music but Dylan was a glaring omission in their collection so it…

It’s wonderful that you have that luxury. For some of us, the choice to support Drumpf is a direct indication of the lack of respect (and sometimes contempt) an individual has for me as a Black woman — and those people must be purged from my life, just like other toxic people.

I don’t understand the Schumer hatred here, I just don’t. She’s hilarious and she shares our values but she sucks because she said a couple of politically incorrect things? She’s a fucking comedian! (I’m not yelling at you Sparky, I love you, lol! I’m just so sick of this constant attack on her from both the left and…