You know what these guys need, right?

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying…

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

What is the most potentially life-ending, totally stupid, ridiculous, ill-advised, Darwinian thing you’ve done in the name of a good time/just being young?

you do not touch maddox

Amen

#literallyallofthem

#allmen

All men are too much work, Sofia.

that’s mean and i feel the same

It’s the Pitts.

Me, too! When Obama was running against McCain I thought “if he isn’t elected it is because this country is still too racist.”

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

Please don’t be nervous. You guys are my balance. I come here to remind myself that Trump is never going to be President because people just like you are rational, smart and informed. I read comments from you all and I’m like, “ok cool, so I’m freaking out over nothing, no worries. Calm down, Hachi.” So, please,…

No, he’s going to veto a bill that would open up the US to all kinds of foreign lawsuits.

dude, i have been dealing with the exact same shit she has this year. allergies are no joke. ive had a post nasal drip that requires near constant hacking to keep my lungs clear...but heaven forbid the woman should cough.

Well, if the dirt berm in your dad’s backyard doesn’t stop the bullets, at least you’ll know nothing of value will have been harmed.

Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.