Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.

That dog is missing its Buzzy Bee.

In 9 years, he should star in a sitcom with Joe Biden. I’d watch. The Ex-Veepsters, or someting

THANK YOU

I dislike this guy’s smug attitude about his health and how it makes him better then other people. From my experience with my own chronic condition and seeing my family’s experience, good health is sometimes a matter of luck. Sometimes no matter what a person does they can’t change their health. They always are going…

Every person I know like this has parents who are richer than God. Who has time for a job when there are organic co-ops that need haunting?

Since I am finally ungreyed on The Slot I have been nervous to comment. It’s too much pressure. So I’m resorting to gifs. Also congrats on getting outta the greys!

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet…

I adore you but I hate IPAs.

Hey there Jezzies! What’s everyone drinking tonight? Brooks Hard Cider for now and then La Marca later.

It really is kinda reassuring, especially when seeing a little thing like that on a woman who is famed for her sexiness as much as anything else.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I’m grey there but I was inundated by trolls when I commented on something last week - that made me reevaluate why I opened my mouth in the first place. It was exhausting.

Complaint Ahead: I miss having our own political articles on Jez.

Hah! Now if only this meant I could walk into any clothing store and find 100% cotton denim again, too...

He just seems like a very very decent guy, which this confirms. Thanks!

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

They’re awesome! I went to a show of theirs once, and I ended up wearing the same outfit (black jeans, red flannel) as Macaulay Culkin, which made me wonder who, indeed, was the bigger lesbian among us.