I'm sorry that you lived in Florida.

Give me a fucking break. This ain’t a Freedom March. “putting ourselves on the line,” please.

I’ve taken several years off of dating seriously to, ugh, ‘find myself’, and I’m now 28 and ready to date and possibly be in a relationship maybe if I find the right thing? BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW I CAN COMPROMISE ON MY TV TIME LIKE I USED TO. I feel like I sound like one of those soap opera obsessed women who has to…

just here to drop in with some solidarity: UGH

I watched the first episode of this, and have recorded the rest, but have yet to figure out a good way to browbeat my other half into actually watching it with me. He keeps saying “You can totally watch it!” and then hogging the television with his video games.

I feel like focusing too much on an idealized version of you will not allow you to see the good parts of you. Focusing too much on what you could be instead of what you are could lead you to some pretty dark places. I was thinking that recently because I just realized I’m doing just fine. I’ve accomplished a lot and…

Just curious...

I like me well enough to sleep with me. I’m my own FWB.

I dunno. I think talking about weight loss is really fucking hard, period. A very dear friend of mine is a Beach Body fitness coach, so her FB is filled with all this inspirational talk all the time. I want to be super snarky about it, but I can’t, because she consistently hits the exact right tone - and I’ve never…

Do we really need to love ourselves? At the very least, can we be indifferent and okay with just being us?

Weight Watchers can eat my taint.

look i dont support this guys sentence, and i think it should be legal- but LOL at the idea of anyone harvesting 42 plants for personal use. he was a dealer.

I may not know much about growing weed, but when I saw “personal use” in the title and “42 plants worth $92,000" in the article....

Affluenza kid gets 2 years, after killing 4 people, fleeing the country.

what are you talking about

Oh okay see, I was actually really annoyed by his comment but can tell from your tone that I’m being an over-sensitive harpy bitch who is mos def. not cool like our Lord and Savior Bernie Sanders.

That header pic is breaking my heart. I miss Blake-free Gwen and her natural teeth.

To be fair, I often have trouble telling the difference between real-life asshole from this dimension, Rep. Peter King and fictional asshole from a parallel dimension, Secretary Walter “Walternate" Bishop.

Wait...you're not the kid from Glee?!