Is antivenin too rare for restaurants to have a vial of it if they're going to be stupid enough to slaughter venomous snakes in their kitchen?

You will never get in the black without an avatar.

"It's not about twerking, it's about the music." —Miley Cyrus on the red carpet.

I think everyone should be black. If a commenter is obviously a troll, their account should be sent to the greys or blocked. That's just me, though. So many awesome people are in the greys or back in the greys :[

A: that is gross behavior on the part of that college boy and B: oh god small towns are horrible. Everyone knows everything about everyone.

Whoa! I'm back in the greys. I guess I'm super duper unhip! Ouch

I did it!!!!

I do not put Chipotle in the "fast food" category. Nor Moe's. I have weird designations in my mind but I do what I need to do to make it okay! The rules are fluid, man.

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…

Oh, I'm sorry. Are women and girls just not supposed to drink and ave a good time now? God forbid they do anything that isn't a sober, rational thought at a whopping 16 years old. Sounds like she had ONE drink, and it was drugged. Maybe we should give you a drink that is drugged and see how you react, being an adult…

"This is a Shrayber!" OMG.

Aw, I was kidding. It's definitely worth reporting, as awful as it is. Please don't be mad at me, Mark! You're my favorite!

If I give away my secrets no one will read my comments.

Why do these women think they are so damn entitled? I have HAD it with middle-aged white ladies who attack and lie and steal and then act all innocent/passive-aggressive like "Who? Me? You're crazy! I'm not stealing/lying/attacking!" Emotional projection is a like a contagious disease with them. Seriously, there are…

Please, please let us make this a thing.

I've been waiting for this to hit Jezebel so I could vent more. I am so ashamed of this school (not surprised given the Virginia "good ol' boy" attitude though). I wrote a VERY angry letter to the Alumi Affairs office/Safety Committee chairs this morning - I was steaming. Suggest that all JMU alums do something along…

If people are scanning the restaurant enough to notice titties hanging out, they noticed if someone has a cloth over one arm and a bulge underneath it. They're just observing and both situations register as different. It's a distraction either way but one that shouldn't really matter. Like, who cares if I saw a baby…

someone really/loves slashes/even when/they make absolutely no/sense/and is/also a complete fucktwit.