If Bettman and any of the NHL team owners were watching, they probably cheered the call at the time - it created some drama for the home team fans. Then things got out of hand, and it all went to shit.

the deadly sin of acedia.

Does the best team ever win the Stanley Cup?

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

I’m pulling for the Sharks, since their window is closing fast, but I don’t like that call.

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

“Don’t use force, Luke” 

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.

I am unable to distinguish between the fart sound and every other sound that has ever come out of his mouth.

Gotta review the Zapooter Film.

There was a third fartperson on a grassy knoll

“While this is a bittersweet day, my faith remains strong. After the fight of my life with leukemia, I count every day as a blessing. I am grateful that God granted me more days on this earth to continue my calling as a coach. I have always believed that we are blessed so we can bless others. My goal has been to plant…

As a baseball fan this is an understandable reason why so many people hate baseball. A guy jacks a big home run. One of the few exciting plays in the sport, barely celebrates, and the other team takes extreme offense to the point of deliberately throwing at him. Pure stupidity and honestly they should find some way to…

lolz at the announcers saying that “you can’t let them get away with something like that”, when referring to bat-throwing.

“Intoxication is not a competition”

I always do, and my mom always looks over her shoulder like I’ve committed a crime. 

The game’s not over until its Finnished

They’re so toast, Jim Nantz carries their picture around in his wallet.

This kind of shit is why I don’t really like the NHL. Yeah the players are way better, but I like college hockey so much more because they mostly just play hockey and this kind of of dangerous escalation (usually) gets shut down before it can start.