Fuckin’ A.

The NHL’s forthcoming Las Vegas Gladys Knights and the Pips appreciate your remark.

I didn’t think even someone here could make a joke about this situation this soon that would make me laugh.

Agree 100%, but this opens up a weird phenomenon we see all the time in the US, the notion that something isn’t a real or serious problem until it impacts you personally. It happens constantly, and it’s not a function of someone being wealthy: A person lives his/her life almost totally oblivious to everything except…

The sub-Kinja is strong with this one.

You had me at “70's pube-fro”, even though I disagree with the hyphenation.

The one-upsmanship angle is indeed an issue; ever met a humble, non-competitive billionaire?

And remember, after Ralph Wilson died, Trump was (supposedly) trying to buy the Bills. Personally, I always thought it was yet another cheap ploy for attention, from the king of attention whores, but I shudder to think what a spectacle it would have been if he, and not Pegula, had bought the team.

Dibs on Pity Hump for a band name.

In my neighborhood everyone has deed restrictions that say you cannot store boats, RVs, etc. on your lawn or in your driveway. Of course, one of my neighbors thinks rules don’t apply to him, so he parks his immense RV in his driveway for weeks at a time, and because his house is on a curve, it block drivers’ view and…

This story is one of the most NCAA football things I can imagine, although I’m sure it will get topped at least 5 times between now and the end of the post season. (And yeah, the story about the Iowa strength coach making a bazillion bucks is pretty close.)

Exactly right. Clinton is in this to win the election and be president, Trump is in it to build a big, rabidly loyal following so he can make bargeloads of money in his next media project(s).

Admit it — you threw your shoulder out of joint reaching for that one, right...?

Trump isn’t running for president; he’s using this campaign to build a large and rabid following for his next media venture.

There will ne endless finger pointing over this. There’s no doubt the contractors (meaning the mgmt of those companies) deserve a lot of blame, but some of it has to go higher up, as well, to the event organizers and, of course, the IOC. I hope someone in the Project Management Institute writes a long white paper or…

[really funny sharknado joke no one else has thought of yet]

Wait — the Czech League of American Football???

Yeah, no kidding.

Are you now going to follow up by saying chickens don’t really cross roads...?

Well, there was a Cruz involved, so there’s that...