I want Phil to bring the cup to a hotdog joint/stand in Toronto, so we can all get to watch the media there have to cover it. That would be a damn near perfect and completely deserved “fuck you”.

Not performance art, but an attempt to get free PR. There was an article recently from a campaign insider who verified this. He never had any intention of being president, running was just a cheap PR stunt.

The NewOrleans Canadians. The Houston Maple Leafs. I like it.

If you “want” to experience the crazies of the world, try researching and writing about climate change. There are scary wackaloons out there who automatically assume that anyone who says, “CC is real and serious and we should do something about it”, is some sort of anti-American, anti-capitalism, anti-Democracy…

This is in no way surprising to me. Back in the day, I attended a few races at Pocono. My friends and I would always camp out in the infield, sometimes arriving Friday morning for a Sunday race. The sex, drugs, rampant use of fireworks (throwing lit M80s into passing cars, using roman candles as weapons), and all…

My wife and I have two of these, and we love them.

My wife and I have two of these, and we love them.

Take a moment to ponder the level of reality detachment syndrome (RDS) and all-around assholishness it takes in 20-freaking-14 for someone at a TV network to make those suggestions to a woman in his employ. People that stupid and that out of touch with the world need to be removed from positions of influence over…

OMG! They’re even keeping Mutombo from the truth???

You comment and those who’ve responded to it already are all the proof we need of near-future TSA spending on a pre-screening screening operation coming to airports throughout the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

My thought, exactly. I mean, does that $700 include a dessert which consists of Jello cubes slurped off various body parts of stunningly attractive hookers...?

With this one video, Deadspin has justified its existence on the Intertubes for the remainder of 2016.

Indeed. I can say from experience that nothing reshapes the universe around you like the sudden loss of a loved one.

I remember a long time ago (early 1980s?) hearing some discussion about spreading the Olympics across a number of permanent sites. Track and field in LA, skiing in Austria, swimming and diving in Australia, etc. Even way back then I remember thinking that the idea made so much sense there was almost no chance it would…

My wife and I are doing a pretty major house reno right now, so we’re making a lot of decisions that involve all these issues of utility, enjoyment, durability, etc.

Strongly agree. The current, division-focused system sucks out loud.

This article is a good example of why I almost never talk about the music I like with people other than my wife unless they ask, and even then I stay as vague and concise as possible without being rude.

His story, and yes, this picture make it really difficult to have sympathy for him and remember that the best thing for him and society is for him to get help and straighten out his life.

Exactly. Trump is an empty, self-promoting business suit. Cruz actually believes the crap he flings in all directions.

I find it astonishing that even in the year of Hindentrump [insert your own joke explanation here], Cruz hung on this long. The man is a vile human being, and a living example of the uncanny valley. I can think of no clearer condemnation of the extreme elements among the GOP voter base.

Hockey is more at war with its own history/”culture” than any other major sport, by a wide margin. Society and sports is moving swiftly away from violence and head hits, and you still can’t listen to sports talk radio in a hockey town without hearing ex-NHL players talking about the value of enforcers, why players…