Yeah I like them less when they’re happy. Usually means they just finished some horrific shit.

I’ve done both in college and since we threw parties as investments (rent party) we usually bought a keg, bottles of cheap vodka for a punch + jello shots a bathtub of beer bottles and ice and finally a bottle or two of high end liquor, either whiskey brandy conacs for straight shots. We sold marked cups for unlimited…

My father told me once:
“Never get a keg for a party at your house. Never.
If you’re having a big enough party for a keg, there is a good chance there will be some people there that are total jerks after they’ve had too much.
Those are likely also the people who will decide they can’t leave until they float the keg.
Get…

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Look at that picture above. Until I read here he might be autistic, I could only think ‘The Omen’.

Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

How do you do, fellow cryptids?

Or you could, you know, learn.

Or you could, you know, learn.

I think this was written backwards.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Engineer: “Tim, what is the plan on the new phone?”

Cook: “Lose the jack, ain’t no going back. We got little to lose and much to gain because in my brain is a capitalist migraine. If upgrading the accessory becomes necessary then we see double green... shipping cash to Ireland know what I mean?”

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

I’m surprised they didn’t make him turn on you. Would have made more sense.

This is MX-410. He is canon.

It’s different because lawmakers often do not understand the subjects of which they are making laws about. This is especially true in emerging technologies, which paves the way for potentially abusive lobbying. Add in any number of potential kick backs and general shadiness, and you get a huge mess.

That’s why we have Linux!

John Deere gets special mention there because they’re the worst offenders in this fight, redefining tractor ownership in a letter to the Copyright Office as:

I really don’t understand the issue with the covers. Hip-Hop is based upon the idea of appropriation by sampling, yet when someone else appropriates Hip-Hop imagery it is considered insensitive? Haven’t some of the Hip-Hop artists also given big thumbs up to the covers? Wasn’t Ghostface Killa’s debut album titled…

I feel like I have an internal prejudice against people that don’t enjoy listening to classical music, I am sorry. :(

‘Being technically interesting doesn’t make it enjoyable to listen too, take classical music for instance.’