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When did fast food companies start hiring their own agricultural staff? I had no idea Wendy’s or McDonalds actually employ the people who plant and harvest the tomatoes; I assumed (wrongly) that they just purchased agricultural products to assemble into sandwiches and such.

Wendy’s employs field workers? Literally, you’re telling me Wendy’s hires people to harvest tomatoes?

My god... that was horrible... and I’m STILL giving you a star!

Some of us United States people avoid Taco Bell (and Chipotle for that matter) like plague!

yes.  any other finger is much more difficult.

When he threw the thing, did it remind you of him throwing the thing? You know, that thing he threw in that one thing where he threw a thing?

Nobody picked Pulled Pork Sandwich?  Mexican Tortas?

Pork Tenderloin Sandwich...  You are now worthy to wield Mjolnir.

And people say Florida shut be excised from the union... St. Louis goes first!

Replace Provel with sliced Mozzeralla, and you’ve got a good pizza... so long as the sauce is good, the toppings are quality, the crust is crisp...

I’m never half-hungry enough to desire a half-sandwich.  I’ll never comprehend this concept.

Our neighborhood Mexican restaurant carries Modelo Negra on tap, and they serve it in a 32oz. mug...  It never disappoints!

Riced Cauliflower, shredded cheese, taco meat (seasoned ground turkey)

I have only ever seen this product labeled as Riced Cauliflower, and it fantastic stuff!

(This is the correct take!)

+1 for New York Strip!  Nearly my favorite cut as well, second only to the Porterhouse, for the obvious reasons.

Moonlight BBQ is far from a romantic place - unless you are engaged in an open love affair with all you can eat BBQ meats! Mutton, Pork, Chicken, Burgoo...

I’m an Owensboro native, grew up on Mutton and Burgoo.

Agreed!

It was early that morning, when I read the best thing I would read all day...”