Hush, now. Whomever invented poutine is Canada's Edison.

What about Ron Donald?

Don't—don't be nice to him.

Terrible booze has the benefit of adding empty calories to a starving student's diet, so there's that.

You're both wrong. Steel Reserve or nothing.

I'm sure that's true. And I was sort of interested to see what the hubbub was about until the 30th or so parody video that someone shoved at me. Now, just say "HAMILTON" if you want my eyes to glaze over.

Whoa, I'm actually really surprised that many people have seen it.

Well, you've put me on the horns of a dilemma, my friend.

Seriously, how long before everyone realizes that only like a few thousand people have actually seen "Hamilton" and these videos stop?

**Clears schedule**

What? Red Bull tastes like Smarties*.

Sounds like a chemically engineered, booze-less mojito.

Fuck you, I don't have to do anything.

So, I purposely avoided watching this show because I'm an asshole and enjoy doing the opposite of what people say I should. Should I watch it now?

It's just getting started in Russia!

Also appropriate.

In Soviet Russia, "In Soviet Russia" jokes make you!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to make my peace with imperialist pigs.

The avatar is an anti-meme I came across that made me laugh. (Not my dog.) The name is from a Mr. Show sketch. I'll send you a comically small fraction of a bitcoin*.

I understand this. It is the main reason why I just can't really get into the average superhero comic.