I know there are people who think hot weather is the be all and end all of life but I’d take either of those cities over Tampa or Jacksonville. 

Portnoy’s Complainers

My daughter knows the BU kid. Not a fan.

Bruhhhhhh. I’m just gonna be straight up because it’s late and I’m a bit drunk. My substance is and always has been there. I passed the foreign service exam. I am a reluctantly accomplished person in business. Thoses things do not make me a closeted Republican. I’m a center left Democrat and your fucking bullshit…

I moved two years ago from NYC to CLE .... My wife is a flight attendant on JetBlue. I need to get my wife to make this happen .... I so dearly miss my NY pizza.

Really, they came off as cowards: “We don’t really like Trump, honest! But he’s gonna keep taking shots as us so please save us from his soggy wrath.”

Unlike an overwhelming majority of the others commenting, I actually like TJ Miller. I’ve been a fan of his for years. That said, he’s got a serious problem with the drinking. If he wants to keep any kind of career, he needs to seek help and get his life in order. And that’s if there’s anything left to salvage at this…

Steak fries suck and Kevin is right. I like my fries to be way more crispy goodness than potatoey softness.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

The Cleveland Spiders had the worst record in the history of baseball, 20-134, and I still feel better about wearing that logo than Wahoo. I can’t wait til it’s finally gone.

I leaned back in my chair and laughed heartily as I applauded it because, God Damn, that was some Good Kinja.

Billy Haisley: soccer

Why do white people want to say that word so bad? I’m black, and when I hear my friends from other cultures refer to each other as [insert racial slur of choice here] I have never thought to myself, “Oh, well they said it so I guess I’ll just go around saying it now then”.

My favourite bit was the out of nowhere Donald Glover slam. That was a Shawn Michaels superkicking Marty Janetty through the window blogging moment.

Cab confirm: Gas station jojos are the best, especially right around noon, when they’re fresh!

I don’t think it’s a Parma thing, I spend very little time with people from Parma and even less in there. I first heard the term when my dad bought some from a market near E. 55th and Superior, and have heard it from people at work near Euclid and from people going out to as far as Westlake. Other than potato wedges…

helping out the youts...

At least Billy is consistent:

Crazy Taxi

My two fondest gift-receiving Christmas memories are the time, when I was maybe 5 or 6 or thereabouts, when my brother and I came downstairs on Christmas morning to find the Snake Mountain set from He-Man setup under the tree with a bunch of He-Man figurines posed around it, and then years later when we found a Super…