That “mess of an offensive line” is actually really solid. Joe Thomas has never missed a pro bowl, or a snap, and is the consensus for a first ballot Hall of Famer. Joel Bitonio got off to a great start before getting hurt, and Kevin Zeitler is considered one of the best right guards in the league. J.C. Tretter may…

I’m afraid it is you who is wrong.

As an Iowan, I called Steve King’s office a few months ago. It was after he made some of his random racist remarks. I ended up talking to a staffer and had a lovely 30 minute conversation where I simply asked “Why does Steve King say shit that you would find on white supremacists websites.”

Cue a long and angry…

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

There are no nearby garage spots, genius. And moving isn’t an option right now for a million reasons. As for the inconvenience ... just let me rant. Jesus fuck.

It was on a playground, and athletics happen there.

Wow, not a single mention of natural casings?? Glancing at the pic in the original article it appears that maybe one in the entire list has a natural casing which, in my opinion, should be a key factor in selecting a great hot dog.

again, the best ballpark food is Cleveland Stadium mustard. on whatever

Every time there’s a Deadcast post, I click on it looking forward to a long Drew Magary screed, and then it’s like Christ, Article A Video.

A herb has infiltrated the comment section.

I, too, am an Authentic Fan of the successful local sport franchise.

Hi, herb. Welcome to Deadspin.

How fun! This is exactly how it feels to be a lifelong Cleveland fan, except for the everything.

hey. dumb fuck. and the other people liking this comment. draymond is from saginaw, MI. and trump won michigan. YOU FUCKING FUCKS. http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2016/11/saginaw_county_votes_for_presi.html.

I always love the classics. BSABSVR

I mean, Cavs lost game 1 and 2 last year by 20ish points each game too.

Counterpoint: Fuck everything Bay Area.

Gonna have to guess this is his facebook