I thought Virginia claimed Wm. H. Harrison.

I enjoy this take, not because I think LeBron is as good, but because I know Jordan’s defenders have just started typing first drafts of their takedown comment and will be spending the better part of the week shouting at stray LeBron fans as if we were discussing something important, like a rainbow cake recipe.

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69

It’s because they gave the cavs no chance and for a week we had to hear it from warriors fans. In my entire lifetime, I’ve never seen a Cleveland team win a title. Indians blew it a few times as well. Just let us have this

Peter Thiel must not have offered the NBA enough money

Ayesha Curry - biggest sports baby.

As a Cleveland fan just happy this is going to 7, I can at least take comfort that no one in C-Town is as much of a sore loser as the Currys.

“Lebron totally sucks, if Golden State weren’t missing 1 of the 4 players required at all times on the court to stop him no way he scores like that. OVERRATED!” with a dessert of “NBA conspiracy that Draymond dickpunched/kicked dudes like a dozen times and it finally caught up with him!”

What in the fresh fucking hell is this - hell, what in the fresh hell is it supposed to be? Is this a mysoginist joke? Did I miss the part where the comment section turned into a 4th grade cafeteria?

How did the narrative become “The NBA suspended Green because LeBron complained” rather than “The NBA suspended Green because he’s hit so, so many players in the balls?”

Man, Golden State Warriors fans have gone from impassioned to insufferable really quickly. Probably only bested by Seahawks fans.

I fucking love Lebron.

Cavs are winning this series. NOBODY wants this more than LeBron. Been saying it all year. He’s all crazy now.

If you can’t beat best regular season basketball team twice in their near-invincible home arena your team is pathetic and deserves to be washed out to sea.

The Cavs’ best hope at this point is to let LeBron +4 shooters play iso-heroball on every possession and let him guard Green when the Warriors go small. As much as everyone is saying the Cavs are relying too much on him, I’d counter that he’s the best player on the planet, and they should rely on him more.

Understanding the Finals are butt: can we talk for a minute about the optics of half of the lower bowl pouring out of the arena with like 3 minutes to play last night?

No Reference to 1974's Nickel Beer night? Here’s future Tribe skipper Mike Hargrove.

My honest-to-God answer is: When that kid can afford to pay for one.

SOCCER PAYS LEGAL BILLS, ALERT DENTON. MORE FOOTS BALL

Apparently readers are betting on the game simulations. This is good, I think.