Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

Friends found a condom on the couch by the window once, was that you guys?

Alternatives exist..

My friends and I frequent the Double Down in NYC so when we went to Vegas it was a must do. Surprised to find that the Vegas version is somehow sketchier and way more awesome in general. Also surprised to learn that it’s in a part of town called “The Fruit Loop”.

“Kent Bazemore warned that karma may come back to bite the Cavaliers.”

Man I am the biggest Hawks fan, believe me. And I agree, it’s not anyone’s fault but our own. We should’ve played better at all ends. LeBron hates our team for some unknown reason, so it’s not like they would ever take it easy on us and that’s cool too because no one should be taking anything easy in a professional…

Yeah, I think in game two of a best of seven, the honorable thing to do is hold back so your opponent doesn’t get too discouraged. You wouldn’t want morale to be a factor in the rest of the series or anything.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

That post read like a fever dream.

... Kyler? Were they calling from a walkie talkie?

Nonsensical Kinja.

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

They did make a great cameo on one of the best episodes of South Park ever, so I’ll give them that. But I couldn’t name two Radiohead songs if my life depended on it.

Tom,

I think you’re giving the Hawks short shrift here. These aren’t the Rockets

LeBron sees the deeper post season as the time to hit the switch and get it going. Related: The last time I hit said switch was, I think, 1998.

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

Scorched earth. Cleveland vs. Atlanta. General William Sherman was from Ohio too. There’s a better headline here. Come on, Patrick!

It is actually way better. Cleveland at worst is like the 20th worse city to be in.