If you live and work in New York City, you should not be allowed to carry a backpack unless you are absolutely willing to take off said backpack the second you enter the subway and leave it off the entire time you’re on the train. Nothing is worse than Oblivious Backpack Guy, taking up an entire person’s worth of…

Hey, I’m not sure if Kinja will give it (or this, for that matter) the placement it deserves, but commenter jayed_coins rightly dinged me for the “China purchasing our debt” thing, and I’m glad he did, because I was clumsy as hell in choosing the items for that list, and if nothing else it torpedoes what could have…

Last letter is pretty much the same as SH in English, so not very challenging. Russian is fun when it comes to last 6 letters in the alphabet

*throws voice across room*

Hey, you’re right, dammit! Whatever happened to keeping promises, I ask you?????

(As per his comment on the original Dissolve the United States, Deadspin user Jersey Kid owes us all a video of him streaking naked through the streets)

I support this sensible plan for the future of our nation.

Yoenis Cespedes and Jose Bautista would make a great President and Vice-President. Could they govern effectively? HELL NO! Would they be any worse than whichever one of these hamburgers actually gets elected? MAYBE! And, besides, when shit goes sideways, they could just have a home run derby. If we learned anything…

Hah, I came here from Kotaku and thought this was a decent article. Maybe next time he gets a car he can go to Jalopnik and write an article about how he decided to do absolutely no research, went to a dealership and bought the same model of car that he had to do constant repairs and replacements on, and how it…

I’m pretty sure gawker is just a collection of small training centers sectioning people off into ambiguously defined hobby groups so we can be pitting against each other for sport. Personally my money’s on the people from lifehacker. They’ll probably murder us all with tesla coils made from D-cell batteries and a bra…

Dude, Albert has provided a bullet-pointed list of his recipes for years. Link is here.

Sure, you can take a stand against Big PC, but I also reserve the right to judge you as a racist.

Dude, I used to draw the skanking guy with the needle everywhere. If I got a tattoo at 16 that would have been it.

First time I saw them was April 97 in Milwaukee, playing 2nd on a 3 band bill with Shades Apart & Descendents, then a coupla months later on the 2nd stage at Warped. Didn’t keep up much after that, just to find out the drummer quit to join Alkaline Trio, or to try to figure out who was the shared member with ICP. But,…

Suicide Machines still tour — well, Jason, the singer, does, with ringers — & I think you should try to get guestlisted.

In all seriousness, I love that to “baseball guys”, the difference between Acceptable Home Run Reaction and He Used The Leg Bone Of Hitler To Rape A Puppy is literally less than 3 seconds.

The guy before him got intentionally walked - essentially saying you suck Ramirez (which he kind of does). He countered their disrespect with his disrespect. Came back to bite the Twins in the nose, nah nah nah nah boo boo, stuck their head in doo doo.

Wow, he called you pinkos. I think you may have awoken my dead grandpa with this post.

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Good Kinja.