This could seriously impact his future career prospects as a potential concessions manager at Citi Field.

He’s a friar.

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Well, it beats some old story about something ML Carr said at a Celtics-Bullets game at the Hartford Civic Center in 1981-82.

All people are IDIOTS I hate them all and here is why: Abortion liberal football.

Whoa I didn’t think these comments would house an abortion take

You know what’s even more sad? During his entire tenure in Washington, he did not do one TV commercial for Eastern Motors (where your job is your credit). That’s the real travesty. I think he only did the radio ads.

I rolled my eyes so hard reading this comment that I may have strained something. You sound like a Steelers or Patriots fan.

My fierce hatred of the Ravens is tempered by the fact that I know Art Modell is burning in Hell.

She Rick Perry’d her own letter.

Wait, I thought she was gonna make three points? Why did she stop at two?

OH GOD YOU GUYS, I THINK ISIS GOT HER!

Her writing is awful.

That logic would certainly explain the Patriots’ and Ravens’ lack of success.

And also to be fair, Mitch Hedberg.

Also, Hüsker Dü, the Replacements, and many more.

My favorite Indians win ever. As Chilean kid who had just moved to Cleveland area in the late 90’s, my love for the Tribe helped me make friends in a new country. I will always be grateful for guys like Vizquel, Sandy, Robbie, Thome, Justice, and Lofton, for the great times they provided in the late 90’s - early 00’s.

As an Indians fan this is the most excited I’ve been watching Indians baseball this year.

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