That and he’s the 4th stringer. Cleveland has Drew Stanton as well. 

Hard to see how it’s the fault of the Browns that Coleman broke his wrist twice in two years.

That aside, I really didn’t get the point. He joined a good team. He’s performed poorly as a corner for a couple of years now. He didn’t play well for them. The Steelers also signed Justin Gilbert after the Browns cut him, and Gilbert actually played in an AFC Championship game for them.

1990s street wear will not be happy with your Marvin the Martian disrespect.

That’s an impressive level of disdain for a game that was a 1-3 point difference going into the final minute. Maybe you just don’t like basketball?

NYC ID is accepted the same as a Driver License anywhere in the city.

My college in Washington, DC, offered scrapple as a regular breakfast option. I never thought about it at the time, but now I assume it’s because a majority of our students came from the area around Philadelphia.

I hear it’s easier when you are able to live rent free for the first 30 years of your life.

Just because I called you a bitch in my first sentence, you’ll probably label me a misogynist, because you live in New York.

You can bring outside food in at Citi Field and Yankee Stadium. Last time I was at Yankee Stadium I grabbed a sandwich from a deli and brought it in.

There’s also a huge difference between an allegation and an indictment.

CognitiveDecadence is correct.

Oh you have Sbarro?

If Deadspin wants to do an even hotter take on this, I still subscribe to the Netflix DVD service.

Going in you know it’s either going to be one month or 15%.

Seeing as fouling Love occurred 7 seconds after an offensive no call on Oladipo for a massive push off, it’s sort of a wash.

I like that you compensated for lack of originality by also not being funny.

Tater tots are insanely overrated.

He’s a very funny stand up, and he associates himself with/tries to prop up incredible comedians like Nick Vatterott.

I’d go with “Suicidegirls 14 years ago” so I actually think Drew was on the right track.