Cavs cap is about $40 million higher than the Knicks.

the latter

He spends way too much money to be high on the list, even though he sucks in other regards.

It wouldn’t be in Cleveland. If he ran anywhere it would be in Michigan. Cleveland is just the place he was able to buy a team. Detroit is what he actually cares about.

Dude keeps a Confederate Flag on his desk. He was born in and represents a Union state. Not racist my ass.

The Hyde Amendment. Learn it, love it, become slightly less ignorant.

Didn’t a woman who planned to oppose him get run out of the race because she kept receiving death threats?

At least they were charged in Brooklyn. In Western Iowa they’d be running for Steve King’s seat.

According to multiple, independent legal experts Twitter randos, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ted Cruz CNN would, in fact, be breaking the law if they publicly disclose this persons identity.

Motherfucker showed up at a Trump White House ceremony honoring the team that beat Cleveland’s baseball team in the World Series. If he didn’t own the team that brought maybe the only Cleveland title of my lifetime people would want him gone.

Why would the NY Times rank something that’s unavailable in NY?

It’s not exactly a hot dog, but the Brooklyn Bangers Cheddar Bratwursts are fantastic. Available at Trader Joe’s.

The First Amendment has exceptions for fighting words, obscenity, incitement, government employees, and others. There’s no room in the second amendment for a mental incompetency exception?

Shitty, inaccurate, unfunny comment written to pander. 4/4.

Of course, it means cheap tickets when your favorite team is in town, so I’m all for indifference towards the Nets.

Do you prefer Bermans or the Stadium Mustard brand? I don’t like Bermans as much.

There are no Walmarts in New York City.

Now you got him!

Definitely a rear leg. We have a three legged cat. He can barely jump, but otherwise he gets his balance from having both front legs.

Might be time to update your stereotypes. Germany is the Western standard now.