Or recognize that if the only way to stay in the black is to pay substandard wages, maybe the problem lies with the business. 

0-16 is more fun and memorable than 1-15. People (fellow Browns fans especially) act like they forgot that the Browns were supposed to be terrible. At least they were somewhat entertaining in most of their games.

Agreed. Love him so much.

And never buy it pre-ground, or there’s a good chance most of what you’re buying isn’t even coffee.

Don’t. Thomas has said he wants to stay with the team his whole career. They could have and probably should have traded him for a 1st or second rounder this year, considering they blew everything else up.

For Hamilton or anybody else who knows,

You shouldn’t do them the courtesy of obscuring their email addresses.

Everything on the Ringer feels like it was turned in half written.

The heavily favored, record setting juggernaut Cleveland Indians?

She’s much better at it than you are.

yeah that doesn’t happen until after the inauguration.

As a fellow comic, not worth it. There’s other stuff to talk about.

I had the opposite problem. I’ve been working on a novel on and off for 2 years. After I voted I flew through 1400 words. Since Wednesday morning I haven’t been able to touch it.

Bourbon

This is valid if you ignore the scores of reports from around the country of minorities being harassed and assaulted by Trump supporters.

A bunch of stupid people, including the president-elect.

Remember how armed men openly talked about rebellion if Trump lost? Shove it up your ass.

You’re a Chinese red baseball cap manufacturer?

Kentucky hates Asbury.

Why do you say that? Pennsylvania turnpike is literal Hell. Ohio is just flat and straight.